I put a counter on my blog without any help whatsoever!
Now that im such an expert wiz kid, i'll be installing a mind control devise for any who visit my blog.
"You will all be under my sole control...MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"You will start by robbing all LUSH stores for me! MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"I WILL BE SQUEEKY CLEAN FOREVEEEEEEEEER!"